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by Catfish
Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:32 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that aftern...
by Catfish
Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:44 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Hospitol visiting hours are 10AM to 8 PM.
by Catfish
Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A beautiful woman at the bar approached a man with an offer. "I'll make your dreams come true for $150." "That's a lot of money." the guy said, admiring her voluptuous body. "I'm worth it, for $150 I'll act out any fantasy. I can make any three words come true." Caressi...
by Catfish
Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:41 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits
Replies: 21
Views: 9128

Re: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits

TILT
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Looks like they are, Thanks Kerry!
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:13 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Just checking to see if my timezone on my posts is back to real time again because my posts were of by an hour.
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:51 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Ice road ??????? what's that?
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:48 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits
Replies: 21
Views: 9128

Re: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits

Went to the snopes link and the debunked ones sound plausible as well. However what makes the snopes explanations any more true than the others?
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:35 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits
Replies: 21
Views: 9128

Re: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits

I don't know if they're false but they seem to make sense. Why do you suppose they're false?
by Catfish
Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:03 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

There was this teenage boy who was opening up his birthday present from his mom and it was a transister radio. When he opened it he said, "Radio ma, Radio!" When our whole family was sitting at our dinner table and one of our daughters had her boyfriend over we had it planned that when we ...
by Catfish
Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:53 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A middle aged woman goes to the doctor for a routine yearly complete physical. While being examined the doctor tells her she has the breasts of a twenty-one year old. When she gets home she tells her husband what the doctor said and he says, "Oh really, what did he say about your fifty year old...
by Catfish
Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Somewhat Interesting Tidbits
Replies: 21
Views: 9128

Somewhat Interesting Tidbits

INTERESTING TIDBITS Where did **** Poor come from? Interesting History They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery...if you had to do this to survive you were "**** Poor". But worse than that ...
by Catfish
Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Old Scout, you weren't too far off.
by Catfish
Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:30 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Super Bowl-----Super Bowl-----Super Bowl Now isn't that Super
by Catfish
Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:53 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest...
by Catfish
Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:01 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A polite way of calling someone a bas----. A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "...
by Catfish
Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:33 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
by Catfish
Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:25 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A woman is singing, humming, and just giggling all over herself in the kitchen one day. Her husband asked her why she was so happy. She told him, "I went to the doctor today and he said that I have the breasts of a twenty year old." The husband asked, "What did he say about your fifty...
by Catfish
Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76862

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

This too....will pass!
by Catfish
Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:24 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

I love Schnauzers!
by Catfish
Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:12 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally the priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on th...
by Catfish
Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:08 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

What? The schnauzer isn't warped? Whew, I was worried about that.
by Catfish
Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

My neighbors dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. The problem was hair in it's ears. He cleared both ears and the dog could hear fine. He told her if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in his ears once a month. She goes t...
by Catfish
Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:12 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and of course his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and says, "where you been?" "Why I've been to the pub of course." slurs the drunk. "Well, says the cop, i...
by Catfish
Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:55 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173684

Re: Northwoods Humor

A woman was enjoying a good game of Bridge with her girlfriends one evening when suddenly she realized how late it was. "Oh no, she exclaimed, and I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time." When she gets home she realized s...

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