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by Catfish
Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:15 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
by Catfish
Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:04 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76844

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

No snow on the ground any more but Friday nite was terrible on the highway. Large flakes coming right at the headlights and windshield so big and fast couldn't see past the hood. The half hour ride from Medford to Merrill was two hours. Was pulling a trailer with my pick up truck and couldn't go fas...
by Catfish
Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:36 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

Deb, why Sweet Home Chicago? That line comes from "I Don't Know" Blues Brothers

It actually is: "What did I say to make you mad, this time."

How bout it Kerry? was it me? and how many others? we're all sick you know!
by Catfish
Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:40 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

As the words in a Blues Brothers song says..."What did I say to ----you off this time?"
by Catfish
Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

A little girl asked her mother: "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered: "Many years ago there were mon...
by Catfish
Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:13 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

In case you didn't know it..........

Women are Angels.

And when someone breaks their wings,

They simply continue to fly.......

On a Broomstick.....

They're flexible like that!
by Catfish
Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:31 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76844

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Two nites ago the power went out at 10:15 PM and didn't come on till 11:00 AM the next morning. Major TV withdrawel after 10:15. No furnace, no cooking, no flushing the toilets, lots of candles and time to go to sleep. Not to kool to wake up in the morning and still not restored. Got over it and was...
by Catfish
Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Brett Favre
Replies: 74
Views: 29720

Re: Brett Favre

He's an idiot and as Red Foreman would say, "A dumb---!
by Catfish
Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Brett Favre
Replies: 74
Views: 29720

Re: Brett Favre

I'd guess....slime ball. Suspicions were abound about his character when he invited Tiger Woods to hang out at his estate while Tiger wanted privacy. They always say that birds of a feather hang together. He's an idiot. First off for not retiring on a high note with all the endorsements anyone could...
by Catfish
Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:57 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

OK, I guess I'm sort of on a roll here. However I KNOW I'll be getting some feed back on this one. Forgive me, I'm a happy man in a sick world. And Ken says I'm a brave man. How do you know when it's time to do the dishes and clean the house? Look inside your pants, if you have one, it's not time. (...
by Catfish
Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:50 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman.
Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
by Catfish
Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:48 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple of visits and exaustive lab tests he said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment I couldn't resist asking, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"...
by Catfish
Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

Elvis, Liberace, and River Phoenix are all sitting around in Heaven talking about how bored they all were day after day with nothing but white clouds everywhere and nothing much to do. They went to St. Peter and asked if it would be possible to go back down to earth just one day for a rememberance o...
by Catfish
Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We Gotta Git Out a here!
Replies: 5
Views: 3459

Re: We Gotta Git Out a here!

Now this guy, Reid Ribble, is campaigning about raising the state sales tax to 23% on every thing. One more way to drive not only the businesses and factories out of state but each and every resident as well. What's this guy thinking? 23% would be intolerable.
by Catfish
Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:25 am
Forum: Letters to the Editor
Topic: Political calls intrude
Replies: 6
Views: 4665

Re: Political calls intrude

If it's a live call tell them you have a crazy schedule and ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back. Tell em you'll be calling about midnite or 1:00 o'clock!
by Catfish
Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:24 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

LOL (brave and stupid silly)
by Catfish
Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your p...
by Catfish
Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173641

Re: Northwoods Humor

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel...
by Catfish
Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We Gotta Git Out a here!
Replies: 5
Views: 3459

We Gotta Git Out a here!

Now with all the political ads on the TV and radio they're all bashing each other about what the other one did or didn't do. They talk about businesses and factories moving to other states to get out of Wisconsin. Well if I had an established manufacturing company it wouldn't matter if we made our &...
by Catfish
Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Brett Favre
Replies: 74
Views: 29720

Re: Brett Favre

During Tiger Woods fiasco he stayed at Brett Favre's estate as a refuge from the reporters. Way back then I wondered if the Brett was playing the same kind of ball game. What a pair of idiots.
by Catfish
Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:18 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: The Closed Bridge
Replies: 4
Views: 3697

The Closed Bridge

Well now the bridge is closed. Took our first inconvenient trip up to "A" and back down. Wasn't too bad but hard to believe that will be the case for a whole year. I had read or heard somewhere that a very large percentage of bridges are decaying all over the state. Something about them al...
by Catfish
Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:44 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Strange Looks
Replies: 10
Views: 4790

Re: Strange Looks

Oh nuts......busted......I AM a 12 year old girl....but what does that matter? You can see, I at least think like an old sick minded geezer guy.
by Catfish
Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:15 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: HARLEY FALL RIDE
Replies: 8
Views: 5384

Re: HARLEY FALL RIDE

Before comparing stats consider not only 4 days verses 14 days, but 40,000 riders verses 400,000.
by Catfish
Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fall Ride (Spider)
Replies: 0
Views: 4142

Fall Ride (Spider)

For years and years Spider was always set up in front of Nelsons. He had the very best Fall Ride Shirts and Sweatshirts. He showed up in a 300,000 dollar Tractor Trailer home on wheels with semis full of merchandise. Very big operator and went to all the major shows in the country: Sturgis, Daytona ...
by Catfish
Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:38 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk Fall Ride - No Harley Demos, etc?
Replies: 15
Views: 7684

Re: Tomahawk Fall Ride - No Harley Demos, etc?

Marryann, what are you talking about? Your sentence structure leaves me confused. You rode a Harley in the past and found them all wanting live music including? Then something in the middle there in parenthesis about power and handling?
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