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by Catfish
Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:43 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173412

Re: Northwoods Humor

Elvis, River Phoenix and Liberace were all sitting around in Heaven complaining about how boring it was day after day with everything the same. White clouds and white clouds every day. They asked Saint Peter if they could get a day pass to go back to earth for the afternoon. St. Pete said there was ...
by Catfish
Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173412

Re: Northwoods Humor

A sweet little elderly couple was sitting in the park sipping wine when the lady said, "Oh I love you so much, I don't know how I could live without you."
The man said, "Honey, is that you talking or the wine?"
She said, "It's me talking honey, to the wine."
by Catfish
Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:08 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Heat, what heat !!! How's everybody doing ???
Replies: 5
Views: 4068

Re: Heat, what heat !!! How's everybody doing ???

Yes Deb, you're one of the old timers. Not chronologically old, just one of the old gang that was so active when we were all bored enuf to bantor and giggle much more often. However if you prefer to be called a spring chicken then so be it. Peep, peep!
by Catfish
Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:33 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Heat, what heat !!! How's everybody doing ???
Replies: 5
Views: 4068

Re: Heat, what heat !!! How's everybody doing ???

OK , coming up to the surface for a little conversation. True enuf about the heat and humidity. Couple days back I nearly passed out from the heat. Got dizzy and confused, (nothing new here tho) and a little wobbly making it back up the lawn to get inside. Dehydrated and dripping wet. You know we co...
by Catfish
Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:59 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: A safer Wisconsin
Replies: 10
Views: 7369

Re: A safer Wisconsin

You don't think there are any nut cases in Tomahawk? In the last couple months alone I have encountered two different totally hopped up, totally enraged, psycho road rage guys. The one had a look on his face like he was ready to kill. If he'd have turned and chased me I would have been glad to have ...
by Catfish
Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Re: Where is everybody?

Couldn't resist the oldest joke in history. That's the way I roll.
by Catfish
Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Re: Where is everybody?

No that's the place next door. It's a Liquor Store with a gambling room in the back. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
by Catfish
Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Re: Where is everybody?

Still have Jeff missing in action. Bet he's out fishing. Caught 23 bluegills Sunday. Put in at Sara Park.
by Catfish
Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Re: Where is everybody?

Wow, see what happened out of a question like where is everybody. Seems to have brought out more than I asked for.
However, could I advertise a gun shop with a brothel in the back room?
Now who could that offend?
by Catfish
Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Re: Where is everybody?

glad to see i'm not the only one that survived....and thanks Deb....hehehe,giggle,hehehe!
jeff you alright?
by Catfish
Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where is everybody?
Replies: 19
Views: 9219

Where is everybody?

Ken, Jeff, Old Scout, Deb, have you guys been swept away in one of those twisters? Our lovely little group has been missing in action. Banter me, curse me, tickle me, where you at? Busy or dizzy? What up?
by Catfish
Mon May 23, 2011 10:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID Law and Recall Elections
Replies: 13
Views: 7240

Re: Voter ID Law and Recall Elections

Isn't it true that the Electoral College determines the winner and not the popular vote? If that is the case then no worries about registering cause it doesn't really matter. The voting procedure is just a way to pacify the sheeple into thinking they matter. What a joke. If it did matter why is ever...
by Catfish
Wed May 11, 2011 12:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Osama
Replies: 6
Views: 4462

Re: Osama

Tonite on the nightly news the sons of BinLadin are saying the attack on the compound where Bin was killed was illegal and against the law.
How about the attack on our twin towers on 9/11, was that legal?
by Catfish
Mon May 02, 2011 11:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Osama
Replies: 6
Views: 4462

Re: Osama

Hey it looks like we are ahead. Now that Sodom Insane and Bin full of Ladin poop are gone and our big shot is still standing. We're ahead for now.
by Catfish
Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens
Replies: 6
Views: 10001

Re: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens

He says 'no' to all those questions but each one is addressed in the Bill contradicting everything he is saying. Could it be that these people WANT to downplay the Bill so it doesn't get much reaction in order to pass it by dulling us. Who knows anymore with all the Government propaganda. Read the B...
by Catfish
Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens
Replies: 6
Views: 10001

Re: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens

Doesn't seem like anything makes sense on this Bill. First they say you can't even share food with your neighbor from a garden, then they say your exempt under $500,000. They say it will be illegal to own garden seeds, illegal to hold a farmers market. Do you think any one at farmers markets make $5...
by Catfish
Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens
Replies: 6
Views: 10001

Re: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens

they plan on voting on this next week
by Catfish
Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens
Replies: 6
Views: 10001

Illegal to grow your own food-no backyard gardens

Senate Bill S510 Makes it illegal to Grow, Share, Trade or Sell Homegrown food. The World’s Prophecy August 13, 2010 Update: Since the story first broke, a lot has happened. One reason for this could be that food is being poisoned. Collecting rainwater is now illegal in many states. Your intake is b...
by Catfish
Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:39 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Storm last night (sunday April 10 - Monday April 11th)
Replies: 5
Views: 4879

Re: Storm last night (sunday April 10 - Monday April 11th)

Yuppers... that video shows the story. The beginning of it shows it going south down Pier Street, widening out down at Merrill, the right end of the wide out is over the industrial park and Marc Center. It started going east out of Merrill showing it cross the freeway and then you see it coming nort...
by Catfish
Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:25 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Storm last night (sunday April 10 - Monday April 11th)
Replies: 5
Views: 4879

Re: Storm last night (sunday April 10 - Monday April 11th)

It went right over our roof but hadn't quite touched ground until a couple miles south of us. It proceded South down Pier Street from North Star Road to Taylor Drive, then circled thru Merrill heading towards Council Grounds State Park heading to the West running thru the industrial park demolishing...
by Catfish
Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:13 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge
Replies: 27
Views: 38023

Re: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge

I'm afraid so!
by Catfish
Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:23 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge
Replies: 27
Views: 38023

Re: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge

Thank you "Old Scout" . That was it, The White Barn. Surely wasn'y my hangout either. Didn't do any bar hopping , but went there to see "The Monroe Doctrine". They were great and that was , 'what a nite'. I thought I saw God and the Martians that nite. Oh , those were the days, 4...
by Catfish
Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:36 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge
Replies: 27
Views: 38023

Re: Deer Trail Lodge or Red Arrow Lodge

With all this talk of the old Lodges I am wondering about a place we went to which I think was right off of 8, long driveway and several buildings and a home, but the bar was in an old barn , really fixed up cool with a big dance floor and bar, lots of seating. We saw the "Monroe Doctrine"...
by Catfish
Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173412

Re: Northwoods Humor

Spaghetti For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child. Also, if she stayed...
by Catfish
Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:47 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173412

Re: Northwoods Humor

The joke of the year.............

Two women were sitting on a park bench minding their own business.

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