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by Catfish
Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:26 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel sch...edules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florid...
by Catfish
Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:12 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

My in-laws are outlaws to me. "Honey, just got a phone call...the outlaws are coming!" drat
by Catfish
Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:20 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80758

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Saw a moth yesterday crawling up the picture window on the outside. Someone told me they were 'snow' moths that come up thru the snow in spring.
by Catfish
Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:16 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Ah yes, I knew my nonsensical post would .......
by Catfish
Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:43 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Deb, in regard to that tag line under your joke, I don't know what's the matter with you or what are you thinking. Lately you have been teeing off so many people like right now I am very offended about the ethnic joke about the Irish because I am Italian and I don't want to insert Italian.
by Catfish
Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:40 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Good one Deb!
by Catfish
Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

All in good fun here. I don't believe anyone has degraded women here. More so the SI Sports issue degraded them if that is the case. Were those girls that posed with their toddies partly exposed being a traiter to the feminine cause? All I got to say to them is. "Thank you, Ladies!"
by Catfish
Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

Deb, alchoholic drink=hot toddy

the ones from the Swim Suit issue=hot booty

toddys AND bootys=both good things

put together a few hot toddys with a hot booty=good times
by Catfish
Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

Scout, thank you for the sympathy as you know what I'm talking about. Same here with the new supported shoes and added arch supports. They wanted to give me some anti inflamatory meds but couldn't because of the anti rejection meds I take from my liver transplant. Not even allowed to take aspirin be...
by Catfish
Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

Before going to Madison for a script and sending it to Calif It would be much quicker going to the high school for immediate service. But they'd say, "What you talkin bout grandpa?" At first I thought it was gout but it turns out to be this tendon thing called fascitus. For sure it's painf...
by Catfish
Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Tragedy in Japan
Replies: 4
Views: 3229

Re: The Tragedy in Japan

True enough Ken about the tragedy over there. Those pictures of those houses and cars all bumping into each other and bobbing around makes you wonder how frightening that must be to actually be in one of those houses being washed out to sea. Wind, wet, cold, pain and total fear. How sad. They defina...
by Catfish
Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

I'd love to walk but for the time being I'm on crutches. Three weeks now with 'plantar fascitus'. Wow is that painfull. Can't put any weight on my foot at all. Hence, cabin fever. Bored. I read, watch TV, mess with the putor. Wish I had nitrous oxide. Wish I was dentist with lots of money...AND.... ...
by Catfish
Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

First off you must realize I am only responding because I'm bored with cabin fever right now..... Actually Deb, there were photos on the driver's license's of the sixties, because we altered alot of them. We wanted to get into those 18 year old beer bars that were happening then. They were nearly im...
by Catfish
Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???
Replies: 49
Views: 22539

Re: Voter ID and the Koch Brothers???

$28.00.......for a photo ID......I'll make you one for $12.00.....I remember how to make a phony drivers license from the sixties! Hey this may be a money maker...fake IDs, driver's licenses, social security cards.....wonder why nobody has thought of this money maker before. I'm getting right on it....
by Catfish
Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:56 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Well Ken I guess the joke wasn't tamed enough. It's gone.
by Catfish
Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gas Prices Redux
Replies: 13
Views: 7033

Re: Gas Prices Redux

Aw shucks, yous guys is missing me. Actually our modem took a dump. Haven't been able to log on to anything. After hours on the phone with Frontier tech support they've come to the conclusion that we need a new one. They sent one and we haven't been able to get it hooked up yet. Will have to call Fr...
by Catfish
Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:47 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Yes Deb, I was wondering the same thing. When the joke was told to me they didn't say fornicate. So I really was racking my brain as to how to put it here. I'm not so worried about the children because it is a proper term and I know some adults that don't know what that word means. However we will s...
by Catfish
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:52 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

Rastus and Liza were always getting caught fornicating at lover's lane in their car so Rastus has an idea. He tells Liza that they will never get caught if they go under the car. That way when the cop pulls thru on his rounds it'll look like an empty car and presume they're in the woods. So the next...
by Catfish
Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:29 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

This is one for all the school teachers who are all in the news now and saying how important you are and how you're doing such a good job. Well listen to this: A friend of mine's kid went to Diesel School and became a high paid diesel truck mechanic. Another friend's kid went to Medical School and b...
by Catfish
Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:53 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk High School
Replies: 109
Views: 41574

Re: Tomahawk High School

La La, La La La, ooh La La
La La, La La La, ooh La La

I like it!
by Catfish
Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:58 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk High School
Replies: 109
Views: 41574

Re: Tomahawk High School

and by the way, I don't give a **** about this divided tension, I'm still gonna have fun on here gettin my freak on! Life's too short and they say in a song lyric, "tension, it ain't worth a dime..." .......oh this nitrous makes me sooooo happy! ( that part's not in the song)
by Catfish
Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:52 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk High School
Replies: 109
Views: 41574

Re: Tomahawk High School

What Jeff? I can't hear you too well, your voice sounds distant, kinda like you're in a barrel. Wait a minute, what's going on now? My toes and fingers are tingling!
I don't understand the question. I'm really confused. "Hey cDoc, can you turn that up a little higher?"
by Catfish
Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:45 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk High School
Replies: 109
Views: 41574

Re: Tomahawk High School

Aside from all the pros and cons about Walker's fiasco you are right about choices. I always said if I had to do it over again I would have chose to be a dentist and really be in the chips.
Plus, I'd be bringing the nitrous oxide bottle home with me every night.
by Catfish
Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:16 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tomahawk High School
Replies: 109
Views: 41574

Re: Tomahawk High School

Wow, this whole Wisconsin-Walker thing is dividing even our message board. This may be just the start of the revelution many have wondered when would happen. The way I see it is change helps and hurts. Some will like the change and some will hate it. Many years ago a song by Jefferson Airplane had l...
by Catfish
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:01 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 184196

Re: Northwoods Humor

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interupt her.

The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

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