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by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Embarrassing Situations: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling...
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:34 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

And roast duck! one yesr during a high rain period we had a very confused Mallard paying a visit.
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

It's good to have you back Catfish. (I hope the lake was filled with a nice, chewy dark beer!) I would have been here earlier tonight, but our power just came back on about 2 hours after ANOTHER thunderstorm. I was taking trips to the basement to bail the sump pit until the "juice" was res...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:28 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

All right Catfish! It's great to hear that you're back to harassing the Perch & Bluegills. Any "good" jokes you want to share? I definitely agree with your organ donor post. I have the donor tag on my drivers license. When I die my soul won't need those things. Another good cause to su...
by Jeff Boettcher
Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:25 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Tilt.

How goes it Catfish???
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:43 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Deb,
What if I skip the bananas & drink more beer???
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Tilt!
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:03 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work...
by Jeff Boettcher
Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:08 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Amen.
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:18 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Blondes on a Plane When a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down the flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, &...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:06 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Julio
Replies: 0
Views: 4370

Julio

Julio, You mentioned in your last fishing report that health issues were forcing you to take a break. Here's hoping that it will be a quick recovery to what ails you and that you can get back on the water, either as a guide or just for personal time! Through out the years we've vacationed in the Tom...
by Jeff Boettcher
Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Julio,
You mentioned in your last fishing report that health issues were forcing you to take a break. Here's hoping that it will be a quick recovery to what ails you and that you can get back on the water, either as a guide or just for personal time!

Jeff
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:37 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Pastor's Business Card A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:56 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

If You Marry a Wisconsin Girl... > > The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that > she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of > days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house with > the dishes washed and put away. > > The second man married a woman ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Subject: FW: Fw: Tick removal I received this e-mail as a forward from a friend. It sounds like a "keeper", IF it works. Tick removal A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:20 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Subject: SUNDAY CLOTHES A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. 'Hello,' said the little boy 'Hi,' replied the little girl. 'Where are you going?' asked the little boy. 'I've ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun May 30, 2010 11:01 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

For Coffee Drinkers: You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other peo...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat May 29, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Scout, I see your survival sense is strong by posting both sides in your last two jokes! Glad to be drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously dru...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat May 29, 2010 9:11 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Tooten,
That's our intention. Was just curious about Nokomis since we stayed there at Moonlight Bay Resort for the first 3 or 4 summers we visited the area. Our son caught his first fish there. A smallmouth about 6 " long. Great blackberry picking too.
by Jeff Boettcher
Fri May 28, 2010 11:37 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Come on Ken. You live in the land of Propositions & Hollywood. If ever there was a state ripe for joke nirvana, it would be California.

SHARE!
by Jeff Boettcher
Fri May 28, 2010 9:53 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Down 8 feet? At this rate, Nokomis will be back to the original river channel before the dam was built by July.
by Jeff Boettcher
Thu May 27, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

What's the difference between a road-killed skunk and a road killed lawyer?

There's skid marks in front of the skunk.

(Got that one from a friend who is a Patent Attorney)
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed May 26, 2010 10:34 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Generous lawyer A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, yo...
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed May 26, 2010 10:29 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 183621

Re: Northwoods Humor

Catfish,
You know my reply to that one: TILT!

Actually I consider you to be more a Northwoods Seer. My dog is a Doofus. In fact she replies to that name as readily as she does to her "real name" of Libby!
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed May 26, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 80433

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Local issue here: How are the water levels on Spirit & Nokomis?

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