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by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Full body scans at airports
Replies: 5
Views: 3644

Re: Full body scans at airports

Follow the Israeli example & profile the passenger logs.
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: Fishing With Jed
Topic: Living the dream
Replies: 532
Views: 304309

Re: Living the dream

Actually I was hoping that the Viqueens would keep Childress. Like Greene & Tice before him, Childress could be counted on to screw things up. Then it was up to the Packers to take advantage. Happy Thanksgiving and safe travels to all. (Especially you goofy early ice fishing men & women!) Jeff
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:21 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Good luck to the deer hunters!

May you see something worth shooting!
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:01 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Catfish,
Audacity can be admired. So can folks who die an early death.

You'll be in the Hall of Fame if Deb or any other woman who reads the Message Board ever gets ahold of you!

Tilt?
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:02 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Any white stuff on the ground?
Took my son to St Paul to check out Luther Seminary on Thursday & Friday. Sure am glad we came home last night!!!
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:00 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Tilt.
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:50 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Ken,
The Pelosi connection tips the scales in favor of So Cal.
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Darn it Ken! What did you say to get Kerry prompted to action? Must have been one of those southern Californy porny stories.
It couldn't have been Catfish (wink, wink). On the other hand...... IT MUST HAVE BEEN DEB!!!
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:05 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Well Deb, I assumed that you still used an out house! (And since it's Halloween, be thankful I didn't put a "hit" on that out house!)
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:11 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Wow. Never thought of not being able to flush!
by Jeff Boettcher
Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:55 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Any power issues around Tomahawk after the big winds? We had part of a tree fall into our power line & onto our garage. Power didn't go out, but the mast mounted on the roof of the house bent from the weight of the fall. Spent today cutting & hauling branchs. Not a great way to burn a day of...
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Brett Favre
Replies: 74
Views: 29732

Re: Brett Favre

Minnesota Lakers to Los Angeles Lakers Minnesota North Stars to the Dallas Stars Minnesota Vikings to the California Viqueens? Favre is toast. Through his post game actions he has shot his promotional & TV sports analyst potential. Through his football antics (Retire, unretire, celebrate wildly ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:17 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Farmer Brown: "Did you lose much in that last tornado?" Farmer Jones: "Lost the henhouse and all the chickens. But that's OK 'cause I ended up with three new cows and a pick-up truck." Two farmers were boasting about the strongest wind they’d ever experienced. “Out here in Califo...
by Jeff Boettcher
Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:03 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

After several weeks in Baton rouge for a paper machine trial, this joke seemed appropriate: Gators There was this Norwegian who was on vacation 'over-there' in Florida. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to buying a p...
by Jeff Boettcher
Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:24 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Congrats Deb! I'm a father in law for the first time (Son married a wonderful young woman this past Saturday.)

Has any one fished Lake Alice recently? Any hot tips?
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: Fishing With Jed
Topic: Living the dream
Replies: 532
Views: 304309

Re: Living the dream

Interested in a larger B1 minus stretch or two? Or do you want a replacement for the one that got away?
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:58 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Strange Looks
Replies: 10
Views: 4790

Re: Strange Looks

Who's Ken????
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:31 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of l...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Tom Barrett.
Replies: 9
Views: 4747

Re: Tom Barrett.

Well said Kerry.
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:22 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: 4th of July parade
Replies: 52
Views: 17580

Re: 4th of July parade

I don't get it. Abnerman states that they got what they wanted from the Tomahawk Band Teacher. It didn't include a minor in close order drill. Then folks jump on the comments. You say the Band teacher stinks, Aberman was happy. Leave Abnerman alone & harass the school board. ****, volunteer to b...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:17 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Tilt.
by Jeff Boettcher
Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:12 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Don't want anyone revealingthe location their "secret Patch", but how is the Blackberry crop this year in the Tomahawk area??
by Jeff Boettcher
Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:34 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

Love it Deb!
by Jeff Boettcher
Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:02 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 173701

Re: Northwoods Humor

A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let ...
by Jeff Boettcher
Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:49 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 76867

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

I believe in the Christian version of God. I believe that our Founding Fathers of this country did as well. Freedom of religion is a standard of our gov't. Each religion has a God. Atheists, consider a prayer to what standards you hold in your heart & call that your God. When I say the Pledge or...

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