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by kmartell
Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:30 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

Jeff, have you been hanging with Catfish lately? :shock: Maybe it's cabin fever...heard you've been getting some nasty weather lately, :idea:
by kmartell
Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:31 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

....and a safe, healthy, and prosperous New Year !!!
by kmartell
Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:19 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

I didn't know that Tomahawk had 'ladies of the evening'. :shock: If so, this piece belongs in the What's Great About Tomahawk section. :lol:

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a "stimulus package" works." :wink:
by kmartell
Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:25 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Hope you all are keeping warm and having a safe and Happy Thanksgiving :D
by kmartell
Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:36 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

Deb,

What's up with your post ?? Am I taking it too seriously :?: I don't see the usual ~eye roll, head shake~ thingy...

And Jeff, after working the spreadsheet I agree with your analysis... 8)
by kmartell
Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:57 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

If it looks like a fish, walks like a fish, talks like a fish, and smells like a fish it can only be a Catfish :lol: That's my vote !!! A gentleman known to reinvent and stretch the envelope. Jeff, Southern California is a different world and an entirely different state. Bad, unmentionable things ha...
by kmartell
Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

Tear 'em apart, Deb :lol:
by kmartell
Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:21 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

Well Catfish....what do you have to say for 'ourselves' now? :lol: I wouldn't say you're out on a limb by yourself but I'm too far away to really help you and frankly you're skating on really thin ice here. :shock: p.s. So what else do you have ? :wink: And Deb, what do you mean 'change a roll of to...
by kmartell
Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:16 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

Catfish....my good man, may have crossed that murky line that allows us (men) to sleep with both eyes closed. I have a feeling you might get some interesting feed back on this one. :lol:

You are a brave man....and funny as all heck !!!
by kmartell
Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Sixty Pencils?
Replies: 7
Views: 4420

Re: Sixty Pencils?

Maybe it's to 'pay off' the upperclass bullies to leave them alone!!! When you're in 1st grade, you're nothing.

I know, I went through 3 years of it :lol:
by kmartell
Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:32 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Catfish....trughfully now...where in the heck do you get your material??? You must be related to Jonathan Winters :lol:
by kmartell
Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:44 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

Hey Catfish...good to hear from you. "Getting a bite", eh ? From one of those famous Wisconsin mosquitoes :lol: Don't be such a stranger...or at least any stranger than you already are. We miss your wry ATTEMPT at humor and logic :wink: p.s. I agree wholeheartedly that we should all be don...
by kmartell
Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:57 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

What women say and what men hear !!! What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah...
by kmartell
Sun May 30, 2010 1:43 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

'Glad to be drunk' was great !!! I'm normally not a joke teller...I'm more just a smart a** picking at the peculiarities of the innocent. Speaking of which I'm beginning to be concerned about the story lines of our beloved Catfish's jokes. Probably nothing to worry about...nah...I hope it's just a '...
by kmartell
Mon May 24, 2010 7:19 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Humor
Replies: 358
Views: 179492

Re: Northwoods Humor

So I showed my wife Jeff's "9 words women use" list and her only response a loud sigh followed by "Whatever !!!"

Thanks Jeff, got anymore lists you want to share? :shock:
by kmartell
Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tiger and Favre
Replies: 14
Views: 5736

Re: Tiger and Favre

Do you hear that sound ???? Oh yeah, that's the sound of Catfish digging the hole he's in deeper and deeper... :lol:
by kmartell
Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Tiger and Favre
Replies: 14
Views: 5736

Re: Tiger and Favre

Thank you Catfish for being brave enough to expose 'our' little man secret. Many of us have been living in denial, afraid to admit it to ourselves or to mention it to other men. Yes, we have much wildlife in California...especially in the summer time. It's...it's...it's something to experience indee...
by kmartell
Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Finally a Musical about Wisconsin
Replies: 13
Views: 5373

Re: Finally a Musical about Wisconsin

Mystic...don't know what you were thinking when you posted this. Probably not a good idea :(
by kmartell
Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: A day without sunshine
Replies: 2
Views: 2733

Re: A day without sunshine

Catfish...great !!! My favorite is..."A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." But my conscience is clear and I have a great memory...really...honest to God !!! But I got to tell you man...me thinks you got way too much spare time on your hands !!! Is this Wisconsin Cabin F...
by kmartell
Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:27 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

by kmartell
Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:17 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

I think the Catfish is one of the wise guys...eh, wise scholars, sorry. Well put cat guy !!!

Merry Christmas everyone!! Good health and happiness to all of us!! :)
by kmartell
Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:14 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Chicago Terro Alert !
Replies: 6
Views: 4395

Re: Chicago Terro Alert !

That's cold !!!! ...but I like it :twisted:

You know...I think the same thing happened to our Raiders this season too :roll:. Not that I give a squat about them. I support 'ol 'crazy eyes' Singletary and the Niners...and of course my old team the Packers. :wink:
by kmartell
Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:28 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Northwoods Miscellanea
Replies: 280
Views: 79011

Re: Northwoods Miscellanea

I totally agree with the Catfish thoughts and prayer for today. From sunny northern California... I hope you all have a great and safe Thanksgiving with your family and friends.
by kmartell
Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:42 pm
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: New Marathon County Surveyor
Replies: 3
Views: 3574

Re: New Marathon County Surveyor

NurseNell, congratulations to your daughter. You sound very proud of her...and well you should.

Much credit and a pat on the back goes to the mom who raised her too !!! :D
by kmartell
Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:12 am
Forum: Tomahawk and the Northwoods
Topic: Sparse Message Board
Replies: 37
Views: 12424

Re: Sparse Message Board

Jeff, I remember when my motto was "never trust anyone over 30". Now it's something like "never trust anyone under 60". My, it's interesting how age changes your perception of the world. I remember going to a Stones concert about 10 years ago and the majority of people there had ...

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