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SENIOR LIVING

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:41 pm
by logic1
Old football players don't have to retire.....
they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win ANYTHING!!!!!!!! :lol:

Re: SENIOR LIVING

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:42 pm
by Catfish
There was a very rich man with three sons. He was on his deathbed and had his three boys at his bedside and told them how sorry he was for not being there for them most of their lives due to him dedicating his life to his job. He told them he would like to make up for that by buying them ANYTHING they'd like before passing on. The first boy told his dad that he always enjoyed the earth, the ground he walked on and went hiking on. So his dad bought him the State of Texas. The second son said he always enjoyed the rock collection he had when he was a kid, so his dad bought him the diamond mines in Africa. The third and last son said that it was quite crazy, but really enjoyed the Mickey Mouse outfit he had when he was a kid, so his dad bought him the Minnesota Vikings football team.