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A day without sunshine

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:21 am
by Catfish
A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

Just remember-if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..

Life isn't like a box of chocolats. It;s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Re: A day without sunshine

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:30 pm
by kmartell
Catfish...great !!! My favorite is..."A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." But my conscience is clear and I have a great memory...really...honest to God !!!

But I got to tell you man...me thinks you got way too much spare time on your hands !!! Is this Wisconsin Cabin Fever kicking in bigtime :?:

I see on the weather report that you're getting ready for another snow storm.

Maybe a job telemarketing from home selling something completely useless would bring a little sunshine and some greenbacks 8)

Re: A day without sunshine

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:24 pm
by fogshore
I like your quotes dude, especially this one: "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.."