Actually it is all very simple and you too can do it with just a little preperation and a few simple tools you already have around the house...
First you start out with a healthy bit of privileged lifestyle,
Add a sprinkle of legal, but suspect "stock protfolio advising".
Then mix with 1 part obfuscation, add 1 twist of the truth, and some sincere regret. A bit of rightous indignation can really bring out the flavor as well!
You can include popular opinion if you want, but it is a fickle spice, sometimes it adds a bitter flavor to the mix if is not of the proper type.
Oh, and don't forget the free media exposure! Add liberally, especailly if they get you on a good day!
Most importatntly, dont forget the millions of dollars you will need for a crack defense team - This will make all the difference in the world!!
Mix well and viola! There you have it, and just in time for guests!
<small>[ January 29, 2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: MedicDVG ]</small>
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