I'll help you guys out a little bit. Being a college guy here in beautiful downtown Oshkosh, i think i might be the best representative to field baby's rant. FIrst and foremost- we DO NOT carry little black books. The guys that give college fella's a bad name are the ones that hang around bars and pick up girls who were going out looking to get laid in the first place. I can speak for myself and a lot of my friends when i say that i've never gone on a "sexual conquest." I've never searched for someone to "deflower." in fact, i think this might be the first time i've used that word. To be honest, most of the guys i hang out with, myself included, are all looking for steady relationships that will ultimately turn into happy marriages. Then there are freaks who give us a bad name. like shy1. Let me take the liberty of directly attacking this guy. Fella, you're a douche. i say that because it's the strongest word i can use on here without getting starred out. You mentioned something about the first time you have sex sucking. Just from the lack of personality that i can pick up from your posts, i can speculate that every sexual encounter with you would probably suck. In fact, you strike me as the kind of person that can't have sex without saying "this will just be our little secret" first.
Baby, you know if you’re not beautiful /Just cover it up /With make-up kits and perforated scalpel seams,/ We’ll do you right up/ I’m so obsessed with looking like celebrities/ Make myself throw up /But it’s all right cause one day I know I’ll be fine/ like everyone else.