It`s that time of the year. A little nip in the air, leaves changing colors, Packers are on their way to the Super Bowl, so we all know who`s coming. ODDS BODKINS! it`s only a matter of time before that "flatlander" Mullin17, shows up talking about Da Bears!

Seasons Greetings Ken! I was wondering when you would start "bear baiting"!!

<small>[ August 31, 2002, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Jeff Boettcher ]</small>

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

On a tour of WI, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit Lake Winnebago on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His
4X4 Popemobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a Viking
football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 12 foot sturgeon.
At that moment a speed boat containing three men wearing Green Bay football jerseys roared into view from around the point.
Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the sturgeon' ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the MN man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the fish to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead sturgeon and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope and he summoned them to the beach.
After they reached shore, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions.
I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of WI and MN, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true.
I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could
follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"
"That", one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well", the harpooner replied, "he knows nothing about Sturgeon fishing.
How is the bait holding up or do we need to get another one?"

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God and the Soldier we all adore,
In times of trouble and then no more
when war is over and all things righted
God is forgotten, the old soldier Slighted.

We are the BEARS Shufflin' Crew.................................
We are here doin' it for you.........................................
We are so bad,
we know we are good.................................................
Blowin' ya'lls mind like we knew we would..................

Watch out for #54 on a TV screen near you!
Monday Night Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scout,
Now THAT'S a keeper of a joke!

<small>[ September 02, 2002, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: Jeff Boettcher ]</small>

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ODDS BODKINS!! Mullin! You better come up to Wisconsin and have some brats, beer and cheese. You have to build up your strength, because that was the weakest rap I ever heard!.... "Blowin' ya`lls mind", no wonder Da Bears aren`t going anywhere this year!

Has anyone noticed that Da Bears always suck after some sort of song is made about them. For instance, the seasons after the Super Bowl Shuffle was made, the Bears started their losing ways until this past season. And then, just before last years playoffs, one of the Bear's players made a rap about the team. Needless to say, we all know what happened to the Bears in the playoffs. Just an couple of interesting cases that I thought you should hear.

A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink.
He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears
game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would
jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game, the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.

The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked
the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"

The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."

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God and the Soldier we all adore,
In times of trouble and then no more
when war is over and all things righted
God is forgotten, the old soldier Slighted.

Well..............

After week 1 in the NFL, we have found out a few things:

1. Dwayne Rudd is an idiot

2. The Bears BEAT a much improved Vikings team

3. The Packers got lucky to get by the Falcons.

4. THE PACKERS WILL GET BEAT ON MONDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin!! There seems to be a few typing errors in your last post. I`ll straighten it out for you:

Da Bears got lucky to get by the Vikings.

The Packers beat a much improved Falcon team.

Da Bears will get beat on Monday Night.

Well, well, well..........

Random thoughts:

1. The Minnesota Viqueens stink.

2. The Bears are alone in first in the NFC Norris

3. The Bears beat the same, much improved Falcons as the Packers did.

4. How is the view from down below? Whatch out for Bear droppings in your eye while you are looking up at us!

5. The Bears will win on Monday night!!!!!!!!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin! What kind of Flatlander VooDoo did you lay on the Pack to make them lose down in New Orleans!

No voodoo.....just good football.

The Bears will once again follow up a packer loss by beating the same team the next week!!!!!!!!

Mullin17 will be in the area tomorrow and thru the weekend fishing.
If you see a guy in a #54 jersey, you know it is MULLIN17 in the heart of the Northwoods.

Kenny, I will be listening for Odds Bodkins!!!!!

ODDS BODKINS! a flatlander in Packer country on game day! Stay up here late on Sunday. Buy some Wisconsin beer,cheese and sausage and sit back and enjoy the Pack play with the Lions during the first half ,before totally putting the game in their pockets by the 4th quarter! It`ll be a preview of the next Packer vs Da Bears game!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin! ,nothing to say about Da Bears loss? Here`s a couple excuses for you:
The Saints still had some of the Voo Doo they used to beat the Pack! or Da Bears would have won if they were playing at Soldiers Field!

Kenny......no excuses.

The Saints are a good team.
Bears will have a tough time with Buffalo this weekend.

Well.......

It is a battle for the top of Norris Division.....

The time is coming so watch out for the Bear.

Hey Mullin,
I have seemed to misplaced my NFL schedule. Could you tell me if any good teams will be playing on Monday Night Football?!

What does it say for the Packers & the Bears if they both were defeated by the Saints & the LIONS beat the Saints? Tilt?

I think I will have a Capital Brewing "Autumnal Fire & A Lakefront Brewing "Riverwest" all malt cooling in the 'fridge to mellow me out.

Jeff

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ODDS BODKINS MULLIN!!! (and any other flatlanders out there),
It`s Monday Night Football- GREEN BAY PACKERS VS. CHAMPAIGN BEARS-
Nation Wide Television Coverage-
and you don`t have anything to say?!?!,no Bear rap?!, no predictions?!?! , sounds like you know the outcome of the game before it`s played!

Come on Kenny?

I am too proud for that.

" Bear Donw Chicago Bears.........."
News and Notes

1. The Bears will win
2. The Bears will win
3. Ulracher will end up on the horse trailer

Packer's news flash

1. Packers win
2. Packers win
3. Favre is on the horse trailer

Mullin you are a loyal fan, so my hat is off to you.

<small>[ October 07, 2002, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: crazyfisch ]</small>

Well.....congratulations.

Today I am in morning.
The Bears were beat by the Packers.

I am not complaining, but I would wonder how the Packers would do without Farve.

17-4 against the Bears is amazing.

ODDS BODKINS mullin! , What a gracious loser! But, then again, you`ve had alot a practice over the years. Keep your chin up ,Da Bears are still in 2nd place and the Packers have their hands full this Sunday with half the team on the injured list!