Oh, Kenny..............

I thought you were better than that!
Bears have a ton of injuries too, but I was not going to resort to that.
Thank God we have the bye week.

I wasn`t trying to rub it in. ODDS BODKINS! I just meant that the Bears are in 2nd place,(not a bad place to be at this time in the season), and the Pack is pretty banged up with a tough game coming up this Sunday.

Oh...O.k.

Thank god the Bears are on the bye week.

Their whole defense is practically out for the season.

Yes, it is that time of year when collegiate hoopsters begin their seasons with midnight madness. Go Viterbo V-Hawks, UW-Marathan Huskies, and UW-LaCrosse Lady Eagles.

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Life is too short for drama & petty things!
So, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

ODDS BODKINS MULLIN!! I think Da Bears have you a little stressed out. I`m not a doctor,(but I used to like to play one),but I think I have the perscription that can help you.
Put on some Green&Gold,fill your tank with gas, and head for "Up North". Find a nice place to watch some football and enjoy a good Packer win!

I hate to post this, but some of it is true:

Q. What's the difference between the Bears and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. How do you keep a Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Champaign in case of a tornado?
A. Memorial Stadium ... they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Milwaukee have a pro football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one, too.

Q. What's the difference between the Bears and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL
playoffs?
A. Bears.

Q. What do the Bears and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What's the difference between the birds, the US Airforce and the
Chicago Bears?
A. Two out three have an air attack.

Q. What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ."

ODDS BODKINS Mullin!! Your trips "Up North" are finally starting to change you. You are starting to sound like a Packer fan! Keep up the good work!

MaMa Bear and PaPa Bear are getting a divorce.

The judge tells Baby Bear that she will be living with MaMa Bear.

Baby Bear says, "No, she beats me!"

The judge then tells Baby Bear that she will live with PaPa Bear.

Baby Bear says, "No, he beats me even more!!"

The judge then asks Baby Bear who does she want to live with.

Baby Bear says, "The Chicago Bears , they don`t beat anybody!!"

Mullin17! Speak to me! What has happened to the "Monsters of the Midway" the worlds famous BEARS!! All I can say is, ODDS BODKINS!!

All of the fifth grade students were being asked on the first day of school by the teacher about
themselves and their family.

When it got to little Johnny, a new student in the
class, the teacher asked "What does your father do
for a living Johnny?"

Johnny hesitated and looked around at the other
students peering back at him. There was complete
silence for what seemed like an eternity to Johnny.
The teacher could tell the question made Johnny realuncomfortable,anxious, and nervous but repeated the question again...

"What does your father do for a living
Johnny?"

"My father left us to be a gay dancer at a bar with other queers downtown", Johnny responded. "And he is an alcoholic too!"

The shocked teacher, trying not to make a big deal of the young students response quickly moved on to the next student while the rest of the kids in the class snickered to one another.

Later that afternoon at recess the teacher pulled
Johnny aside to discuss the youngsters earlier
reponse.

"Johnny", she said, "I am sorry about calling you out in front of the other students before. I had no idea about your dad's lifestyle!".

"Oh, that's OK Ms Smith. I made up the whole thing
anyway," responded Johnny.

"What do you mean you made it up? Are you saying
your dad is not a gay alcoholic dancer at a bar downtown?" the puzzeld teacher questioned.

"No," Johnny reponded.

"He is a football player for the Chicago Bears but I was just too embarassed to tell anyone because I don't want the other kids to make fun of me"

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Help.....The Bears are falling apart!

We have no offense,
no defense,
and no special teams!

One good thing though, I am not a Packer Fan!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin ! Where have you been! I thought maybe you painted your face green & gold , came "Up North" , and overdosed on Twin Bay pizza and Log Jam beer while watching the Packers on the road to the Super Bowl!!

You guys are too FUNNY!!!!!!

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Mmmmmmmm......Log Jam Beer!

ODDS BODKINS ! Mullin! , It`s even better then that.......Log Jam Beer
Twin Bay Pizza and
Watching the Packers Winning Season!!
MMMMmmmmmmmm!

Brown Ale?

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I don`t know if you`ll read this post before Da Bears game on Sunday, but if you`re going to the game , cheer good and loud! I actually have money on the Bears to win that game. ODDS BODKINS! A Packer fan betting on the Bears to win! It`s like the Bizzaro World!

Not that the Bears are doing any better, but it is always nice to see the Packers struggle!

Here comes the Blue and Orange to Packerland!!!

The Pack WILL NOT clinch the division against the Bears this week!

ODDS BODKINS Mullin! I thought you were done for the rest of the season! Just like Da Bears! You don`t really think Da Bears are going to come up to Lambeau and beat the Pack?!?! You better Come "Up North" and clear your head. You`re talking like a crazy "Flatlander"!

In a school just outside Chicago, a first grade
teacher explains to her class that she is a Bears Fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Bears fans too.

Not really knowing what a Bears fan is, but wanting to
be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air.

However, there is one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Bears fan." says Timmy

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

Timmy says "I am a proud Green Bay Packer fan!"

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face
slightly red. She ask Timmy why he is a Packer fan.

"Well, my Mom and dad are Packer Fans so I'm a Packer
fan, too," Timmy responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?

Timmy smiled and said, "THEN I'd be a Bears Fan."

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Seeing that it`s Thanksgiving, I just want to say I`m thankful that the Packers have a easy game coming up this Sunday. They`re playing Da Bears, and with all their injuries lately, it will be nice to let their 2nd string go in and win this one!

It took a third string running back, but thankfully The Pack pulled off a win.

Hopefully Ahman Green will heal quickly!

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Wow, two nail bitters in two consecutive weeks. I must admit that games like these are fun to watch, especially when the Packers win, but I wouldn't mind seeing a blow out after these last two games

Folks always talk about the nail biters being great games. To me a great game is Packers 49, opponent 0. I want to experience one or two of those soon!

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