Tiger and Favre

[Catfish]

What's this I heard about the place Tiger Woods is rehabilitating at belongs to the Brett. Is it true.....that birds of a feather, flock together?

[Deb Richardson]

It was rumored that Tiger's wife was staying with the Favres, guess it was the media stirring the pot. Never proven.

Birds of a feather? Favre is a football addict and Tiger is a sex addict?

[Catfish]

Both are sports addicts. But they showed the estate from an aerial view and said that was where Tiger was staying, not his wife. We just don't know about Brett's private life like we didn't know about Tiger's until .......... but I think Brett is more of a hunter-sportsman than a womanizer. He chases wildlife, not wildlife.

[Deb Richardson]

Chasing wildlife in any form can cause a guy problems.

Had not heard the reports that it was Tiger at the Favres, hmmm interesting. Maybe Brett was looking for tips on chasing of wildlife.

[Catfish]

You say chasing wildlife in any form can cause a guy problems. I think the only one that causes trouble is the more sensual, curvacious wildlife found in North-Central Wisconsin. (I'm pretty sure there are some in California too) That is precisely what the law should claim illegal. That thing you women have, that's what should be illegal. That thing has put more men in trouble in so many different ways it is nearly incomprehensible. Those naughty illegal things! Poor Tiger, he was weak. Weak with a huge toothy smile.

[Deb Richardson]

Good grief Catfish, I was thinking more along the lines of the male bonding that takes place after the pursuit of wildlife. The type that involves prolonged attachment to a bar stole. Nothing to do with females.

[kmartell]

Thank you Catfish for being brave enough to expose 'our' little man secret. Many of us have been living in denial, afraid to admit it to ourselves or to mention it to other men.

Yes, we have much wildlife in California...especially in the summer time. It's...it's...it's something to experience indeed. Makes it very hard to concentrate on other things

You are correct, we ARE all so weak

btw...now that the secret it out, if I were you I would lay low for a few months...let this storm blow over.

[Catfish]

Ken, it's funny because I was thinking of you out there in Calif. at that posting.
Deb, you mean that da girls in North-Central Wisconsin and California AREN'T wildlife????? That's proody!

[Catfish]

Deb, by the way, you don't think there is male bonding after the pursuit of that kind of wildlife????? It's locker room Gold.
..........Deb has a revelation.......and I let out another secret. Come on, you gals didn't know that???

[kmartell]

Do you hear that sound ???? Oh yeah, that's the sound of Catfish digging the hole he's in deeper and deeper...

[Catfish]

Yes, but honest. If honesty gets you in the hole, oh well, will somebody drop some food and water down in here once in a while? See what I mean, that thing gets more guys in trouble than any other thing. See what it just did for me. Honestly!

[Deb Richardson]

It's winter and there isn't much to do, just keep on rollin' boys!

[Catfish]

Rollin what? This isn't Colorado you know.

[Catfish]

Deb, can you hear me down in this hole? You know I love You, I Love You All. Sometimes I like to get a little fiesty. I think they gave me an obnoxious female gorilla's liver. (I think it's female for sure because I've been cooking and baking alot more. I'm even alot more domestic in the kitchen. My wife loves me more now, she calls me Mary. I've got to go now, I got to get rollin.

[Deb Richardson]

~eye roll (not rollin'), head shake~ Catfish, enjoy that female liver. This is way too much for me. Think I'll go and enjoy a cocktail.